Things You’ll Never Hear a Diver Wife Say
$ 20.00
| Size | Price ($) | Stock |
|---|---|---|
| X-Large | 20.00 | 4 |
The Original DiverWives Shirt.
FRONT: Real Women Marry Divers
BACK: Things You’ll Never Hear a Diver Wife Say…
- I can’t wait for my husband to take his clothes off at this party.
- Wow, those deep sea kisses really turn me on.
- I don’t care if you spend your per diem at the bar.
- I love the smell of the submarine on you and all your clothes.
- Sure, we can count this diver recall as a date night.
- Yeah, I would love to set my sister up with the new diver at your command.
- I bought our non-refundable tickets for vacation based on your deployment dates.
- Can we watch “Men of Honor” again?
- No, you aren’t slurring. I can understand you just fine.
- Can you turn the music up a bit?
- I would love to do a shot with you and your friends.
- Thanks for being the designated driver so we girls can drink tonight.
All shirts are ladies cut pre-shrunk 100% certified organic cotton. Shirts run fairly true to size.


