The Original DiverWives Shirt.

FRONT: Real Women Marry Divers

BACK: Things You’ll Never Hear a Diver Wife Say…

• I can’t wait for my husband to take his clothes off at this party.
• Wow, those deep sea kisses really turn me on.
• I don’t care if you spend your per diem at the bar.
• I love the smell of the submarine on you and all your clothes.
• Sure, we can count this diver recall as a date night.
• Yeah, I would love to set my sister up with the new diver at your command.
• I bought our non-refundable tickets for vacation based on your deployment dates.
• Can we watch “Men of Honor” again?
• No, you aren’t slurring. I can understand you just fine.
• Can you turn the music up a bit?
• I would love to do a shot with you and your friends.
• Thanks for being the designated driver so we girls can drink tonight.